boobs are ridiculous women should just have wings instead
image having sex though
You’re easier to get into than community college.
tim burton’s entire film career has been a slow, faltering, roundabout way of asking for a threesome
Reblogging for the caption.
I HAVE NEVER HIT REBLOG SO FAST IN MY LIFE.
if ur hair covers ur boobs u have mermaid hair and u are a mermaid i dont make the rules
As a man with a hairy chest, I was very, very confused by this post for about ten seconds.
You are a mermaid, sir
Welcome to the objectification of women in the 1950s.
Despite popular belief, I don’t reblog cute guys. I reblog guys who look like dick game is bomb enough to make me forget how to math.